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→ July 1, 2010 - 10:50 AM
Hmmmm, makes you wonder Almost Oily
-- Exploring what Aliens and Huckabee tell us about the oil spill clean up.
Pre-Blog Quick Thoughts →
→ December 31, 2009 - 9:49 AM
STILL SPOT ON The Santa Claus Doctrine
-- Proposed new security policy.
→ October 6, 2009 - 5:00 PM
Series Article What's With All The Insurance (Or, See The Great Obama Perform A Magic Trick).
→ September 23, 2009 - 4:50 PM
DISAPPOINTED President Obama referred to Israel as occupiers at the UN.
→ December 23, 2008 - 10:57 PM
- STILL SPOT ON - Universal Health Care is GREAT, as long as you can schedule your illness or injury 12 - 18 months ahead of time.
→ July 31, 2008 - Picture of Barack's cure for foreign oil dependence:
Classic yet Contemporary:
In light of continued travel issues I have bumped up a previous article for your reading pleasure: Naked Airlines
Lighter Side / Political: Naked Airlines -- Flying Naked, a possible security measure
Recent Articles . . . updated 7.1.10Current Event Commentary:Almost Oily
-- Exploring what Aliens and Huckabee tell us about the oil spill clean up.
Political Commentary Humor: Almost Healthy: Part 3 - What's With All The Insurance! (Or, See The Great Obama Perform A Magic Trick)
-- on the state of healthcare legistlation.
Political Commentary Humor: Almost Healthy: Part 2 - Don't Bus My Healthcare!
-- on the state of healthcare.
Political Commentary Humor: Almost Healthy: Part 1 - A Tale of Three Patients
-- on the state of healthcare.
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 6 - Silliness
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 5 - Demographics
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary / Rant: Unapologetic American -- on VP candidate Sarah Palin.
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 4 - Judgment
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 3 - Special Interests
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary: Almost Saber Rattling -- on Iran's threats to Israel
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 2 - Monkeys
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary Humor: Is That A Monkey In Your Pocket? Part 1 - Religion
-- on Obama to receive Hindu god Hanuman idol.
Political Commentary Satire: Almost Vulcan? -- on evidence Barack is a Vulcan.
Political Commentary Humor: Almost Special -- on Special Interest Groups.
Classic Lighter Side: Ice-Cream Broccoli -- on a quest for real ice-cream
Lighter Side: The Mindless Sex Patch -- on the birth control patch commercial
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